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This collection of funny flash fiction will whet your appetite for my upcoming trio of funny novels with pathos, which all have sneak-preview excerpts at the end of this ebook. But first get ready for a steaming plate of gnocchi gorgonzola which has disastrous consequences before an expensive night at the ballet in Milan, find out how Rembrandt's old colleague made a name for himself on the streets of Amsterdam, discover how a security guard came to carve his initials in his boss's blackwood desk, and laugh/cringe your way through 13 other short stories. 


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When Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe accidentally brings 12 illegal immigrants inside Australia's sovereign borders, the powers-that-be tell him he has to clandestinely take charge of them. But the timing is awkward. Major BS is in the early stages of setting up an executive training scheme in the hope of luring mover and shakers of the calibre of Rupert Murdoch and Richard Branson to swing on tyres across crocodile-infested creeks. When he enlists the help of his one-eared former sergeant and finds out they share more than just a childhood together in a South London orphanage, things go from bad to worse. The appearance of a mysterious helicopter, a disused shearing shed that's brought back to life, a runaway snake and a deranged shopkeeper keeps this quirky story going.

 

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