Son, Give Me Back My Trousers

If you need to find out how to turn teapot cosies into fashion accessories, this is the book for you. This is a collection of funny columns that have appeared in various Australian newspapers and on my website. 


If fashion isn't your cup of tea, perhaps rats are. Find out how those beady little eyes live on in my mind many years after I was marooned on a desert island. Or find out how Beethoven made a kerfuffle refuffle.

 These columns are ideal for short reading before bed. I even tell a bedtime story for losing weight.

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